It's quite simple really: my legs should never see the light of day. So any article of clothing that showcases them is inherently evil and I hate them.
I wear them when I have to: sporting events, intense cleaning or home repair sessions, etc. But by and large, shorts are probably the worst fashion invention in the history of time. I'd rather wear a skirt or sweat to death in a pair of jeans.
I don't even own a pair of non-athletic shorts right now. I bought a pair of maternity shorts when I was pregnant with my son thinking that maybe my growing belly would distract people from the two giant white monstrosities that were propping me up.
Not so much.
For all of you out there who actually enjoy wearing shorts (weirdos), more power to you.
Missionary Kid Perspective - Matt Rudowske
10 years ago
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